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    <title>Karen Lopez: Musings on Data, Process, and Architecture </title>
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      <title>Oddest Job Posting Qualification - Strong BA</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="169" vspace="5" hspace="5" height="121" align="left" alt="weight" src="/Portals/0/weight.png" /&gt;I was helping a friend check out job listings at Amazon.com when I came across &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/b/?node=239362011"&gt;this listing for a Business Analyst:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;span class="label-subtitle"&gt;Qualifications&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt;The successful candidate must demonstrate the following:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;li style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt;Outstanding attention to detail, problem solving, and analytical skills  - &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Check&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt;Excellent written and spoken communication &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;span class="label-text"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt; - &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Check&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt;Excellent communication skills at all levels with the ability to present information in a professional and mature manner&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;span class="label-text"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt; - &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Check&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt;Ability to work effectively to tight deadlines in a fast-paced environment&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;span class="label-text"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt; - &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Check&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt;Understanding of Linux or Unix operations systems desired.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;span class="label-text"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt; - &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Check&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt;3-5 years of demonstrable experience in at least one of the following financial processing areas:  procurement, asset management, accounting, accounts payable, and/or lease management.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;span class="label-text"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt; - &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Check&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt;Knowledge of Information Technology, including computing, storage and networking equipment.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;span class="label-text"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt; - &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Check&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt;Strong skills in Microsoft Office Suite (i.e. Excel, Word, and Outlook) are required.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;span class="label-text"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt; - &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Check&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt; Experience working with ERP software systems (i.e. Oracle/Remedy) is a plus, as is the ability to mine data and maintain essential metrics using these applications.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;span class="label-text"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt; - &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Check&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial"&gt;Track record of success in a fast-paced environment.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;span class="label-text"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt; - &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Check&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;Ability to lift and move up to 75 lbs and assist team members as needed in the receipt, transfer and disposal of assets, with accommodation. -&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt; Uh....No&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I'm not sure my friend could lift and move up to 75 pounds, unassisted.  I'm hoping this is an error...or is that that BAs at Amazon are expected to pitch in and help move skids of books around on their down time?  I can see some recruiter busy screening candidates against that last one, rejecting all kinds of excellent candidates because they don't look strong enough.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I've laughed at insane requirements in job postings -- you've all seen them - "5 to 10 years deploying Windows Vista in corporate environments", "5 years hands-on experience  with EA/Studio", etc.  But what's the weirdest/most outlandish requirement you've seen?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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